Thursday, June 14, 2012

How To Make Bank at Your Sister's Dance Recital

Step 1: Have an ipad.

Step 2: Have no problem taking advantage of cameraless rookie moms who offer to pay you twenty dollars to film their daughters' dance

Step 3: Take the twenty dollars, all the while talking about how you're a horrible person but still without any intention of giving the money back

And there you have it, folks. That was my night at the opera.

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